Recipe 004 – Deviled Eggs and Bacon-Wrapped Chicken

You say have a party about to happen, and you don’t know what to make for it. Don’t worry; I gotcha.


[insert stupid egg pun here]

There are two party dishes which, if you make them right, everyone will love, and thankfully they’re very easy to make! So it is that today we’re going to learn ¬†how ot make deviled eggs and bacon-wrapped chicken!

You will need:

Deviled eggs:

Eggs. How many depends on how many people you want to serve. Assume about two eggs per person, and round up to the nearest half-dozen.


Mustard (standard yellow or Dijon)



Dill weed


A hand mixer

Bacon-wrapped chicken:

Boneless, skinless chicken breasts. Approximately one for every three or four people.

Bacon. One 16oz package for every ten people.

One can of Tony Chachere’s Creole Seasoning

1 pound of brown sugar


Baking sheet

Cooling rack

Aluminum foil

Let us begin.

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Recipe 003 – Ham

Is there ham in the place where you live? Is there ham in the place where you work?


Hammity-ham! Wonderful ham!

Yep, it’s time for that old Easter classic, ham! It’s so incredibly easy to make. How easy? Well, it’s easy enough that I’m going out of my way to make it slightly more difficult than it has to be!

You will need:

1 ham

Some aluminum foil

Cooking spray

A baking dish

The ability to resist rolling your eyes at how easy it is to bake a ham

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Rob’s Recipes – 001 – Smoked Pork

What is Rob, you might ask? This is Rob.


Sewing machine not included.

Rob is my very best friend, and he loves to cook! He’s got a great recipe for making smoked pork butt (butt…tee-hee!), and here’s how you make it!


You will need:

5 – 7 pounds of pork roast, ideally shoulder or Boston butt (giggle!)

3 tablespoons of paprika

1 tablespoon of garlic powder

1 tablespoon of brown sugar

1 tablespoon of dry mustard

3 tablespoons of coarse sea salt

1 mixing bowl

1 smoker

1 bag of wood chips

1 temperature probe

1 quart of apple cider

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